Dreamer, crazy, outgoing, & all around just a normal teenage girl.
Nothing is impossible, if you believe in it. <3
DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
It’s like he went to the market and couldn’t decide which he wanted so he got all of them? How will you eat that many tomatoes before they rot?
THAT’S TOMATOES FOR EVERY MEAL!!
lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.